“ One of these days , I ’m going to bring one of our chickens , ” he grumbles to me . “ If they distinguish me , ‘ You ca n’t bring a crybaby in here , ’ I ’ll tell them it ’s as much my pet as that person over there ’s pawl . ”
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All grumbling — and laughter — aside , many poultry keepers view their feathered favorites in the same light that pet owners view their dogs and CT .
We ( yes , I ’m guilty , too ) call our chickens by their names , pamper them withspecial delicacy , fill our iPhones with exposure of their antics , and do our well to desist from peach about them 24/7 .
My friend Holly would corrupt little kit at thrift stores for her recent hen , Cheep Cheep . Another friend , Mira , takes her rooster , Sammy , to get photos with Santa every December . Not a single eyebrow would raise if we were hash out a Labrador .

Clarify that we ’re talking about poultry , not pups , and the queer aspect begin .
This goes a sight deeper . Our birds domiciliate outside in coop , barns and henhouse . There exists a lesser - have sex community of interests of poultry keeper , however , whose beloved birds divvy up their live spaces .
That ’s correct : The bird live inside the house .

Ana Hotaling
A visit to one of these homes might result in chance encounters with your friend ’s house chicken ( or other bird ) as it strolls through the kitchen or relaxes with the man in front of the TV .
The practice includes birds other than chickens . My admirer Fitz recently inform me ( and the earth , via Facebook ) that she and her family adopted a special - needs Peking duck’s egg . Little Handy ’s halt branch prevent her from experience the quality of biography a typical farm duck would enjoy . As a theatre duck , however , she gets lots of love and cuddles and enjoys observe college football game and Garth Brooks with her new human family .
If you ca n’t bear for your favorite biddy or rooster ( or duck ) to hold up outdoors , play along these steps to serve with its transition from the barnyard to the sleeping accommodation and beyond .

1. Bathe It
Before bring in your bird into your household , provide a thorough bathroom . Despite our best effort at hygienize them , hencoop and runs are rearing with bacterium , parasites and other germ you truly want to obviate having in your nursing home .
A water system bath is something most chickens have never experienced , so check that you make as calm an environment as potential . utilize a washtub , a tub , a utility sink or any receptacle that provides sufficient space . The water should be just a couple of degree warmer than half-hearted and feel comfortable to the touch . Six to eight inches of water is hunky-dory for full - produce stock bird ; three to four inch works well for bantams .
apply a blue-blooded - formula shampoo such as a no - bust baby shampoo , and be sure to wash well beneath the wings and around the vent . Have a couple of warm towels standing by , ready for wrapping and dry . A blast drier kit and caboodle , too , as long as it ’s on a cool setting .

If you ’re working with a duck’s egg , you ’ll need a few more towels … for yourself and for the floor , because your duck’s egg will merrily splash and work in the water .
2. Restrict the Bird’s Access
You ’ll need to decide where your firm volaille , duck , etc . can vagabond . Some owners are all right with giving their house shuttlecock full , unrestricted approach . Others might want to limit the bird ’s district to one floor or just a few room .
I strongly recommend restricting access to carpet rooms ; lino , laminate and tile clean up much more promptly . Use tiddler / favourite safety Bill Gates to cordon off no - access orbit , move potentially poisonous star sign flora to other room , and take care of hazard such as cords and outlet .
3. Designate Specific Sleeping and Eating Areas
It will take a hebdomad or so , but your theatre hoot will ascertain where its “ safe place”—its home within your home — is turn up . pick out an area with little traffic , such as a laundry room or a seldom - used bathroom .
For the shelter , a low dog-iron crateful , a pet postman or even a large , sturdy composition board box will do ( although you ’ll necessitate to ofttimes change the latter ) . Place a doormat - trend carpeting beneath it for constancy and to protect your floor . expend shavings , shredded newspaper , pine pellets or even sure-enough towel for bedding , and exit the shelter assailable so your menage razzing can access it as desired .
I recommend keeping your bird ’s food and piss near the shelter , so the bird can associate comfort and safety with this one bit . I also strongly recommend placing your raspberry ’s birdfeeder and waterer on a non - skid pet mat .

Ana Hotaling
Years ago , we had a White - Crested blackened Polish rooster named Stefanski ( visualise below ) who was repeatedly picked on by the balance of our spate . To help him recoup his ego - esteem and to convalesce from his pecking - order wound , Stefanski joined us as a house chicken for a month .
I ’m almost positive that petty roo think of himself by kicking his intellectual nourishment bowl around the kitchen multiple times a day . He might have enjoyed his association football - like biz , but I quickly grew trite of swing up the trail of crumbles . Ana Hotaling
4. Invest in a Poultry Diaper
One way I minimized Stefanski ’s mess was by fit out him in aHen Holster . This wrapper - around poultry nappy features a leakproof sack that channels droppings away from your bird . To be honorable , the consumption of a Hen Holster on Stefanski was the only reason I concur to his house - wimp status .
you may find other fowl diapers onEtsyandeBay . you could also use plenty of honest-to-goodness towel to clean up after your bird , as Fitz does with Handy .
5. Be Prepared for Naysayers
Your Friend and relative might have a bunch to say about your house skirt , especially if they do n’t understand the canonical idea of you keep fowl . The reactions we get when Stefanski survive with us drift from supercilium - quirked entertainment to concern for our own health and well - being .
( Quite a few family fellow member fear we ’d capture avian influenza or get sick from Salmonella . )
Some people expressed straight-out disgust as well as jest about living with our dinner party . One friend even query whether keeping Stefanski in our home was sound ( you might want to check your local ordinances , just to be sure ) .
Had Stefanski been a German sheepman or even a cockatiel , he would have been accepted without question . For many , however , there ’s a definite phone line between domesticated fellow animal and domesticated livestock animals .
The safekeeping of a menage chicken or house duck ( or even a household cuckoo or planetary house turkey — the latter might be push it ) is purely personal , however . Only you may decide whether this type of beast position is right for you . It might not be .
On the other hand , it might be a love - make full , rewarding experience for you and your bird . “ I ’m a gallant duck mommy , ” Fitz told me . piffling Handy is definitely a prosperous duck .